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Introductory Statement

I am [REDACTED], Grand Admiral of [REDACTED] and your primary interface for the Institute of Recurrent Progress, or "IRP"

IRP has populated this apartment with a variety of sensual art objects to encourage your acquisition of growth and self-enhancement

*Because at the Institute, your recurrent progress is our primary motive!*

For example, here you see the Bare Bull and Babe, or Barebnb, under which you may leave tithes (American cash currency) to improve your self-reliance

Or observe the designators attached to each object: one black dot indicates that you may take the object home with you (with the understanding that the listed monetary value will be automatically added to your [REDACTED] bill); two black dots indicate that you should contact me if you would like to take the object into your homestead after your stay at Apartment 2

*IF YOU TAKE AN OBJECT WITH A SINGLE DOT DESIGNATOR, LEAVE THE DESIGNATOR ITSELF BENEATH THE BAREBNB; THIS WILL NOTIFY US THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN AN OBJECT AND THUS WISH TO MAKE A CHARITABLE PRODUCT TRANSACTION*

Or even the Intercontinental Communications Terminal in the Master Bedscape, through which you can speak with a representative of the Institute, or IRP-Rep™

Deeper details will be revealed at your leisure as you read through the official Institute literature (provided here)

Ultimately, the Institute for Recurrent Progress invites you to explore the space and discover the synergistic insights that we have developed specifically for your pleasure and longitudinal fulfillment

Note: if you happen to encounter any other non-Institute entities in Apartment 2, we advise that you ignore them as we have for years

Instructional Pamphlets (YOU CAN PRINT AT HOME!)

Threat-o-vational Messages

Installation Shots